Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get home late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”

But there is no reply…

He sent another text,

“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”

This time, She text back, “OMG really?”

Husband replied,: “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”